Did you know that free food has zero calories? If you friends buy it for you: 0. If your parents buy it for you: 0. If is buy one get one free: 0.
And and and and if they give it to you to sample at Sam's Club it has negative calories.
I somehow cannot pass up free food. It calls my name!! I cannot do it. No matter what it is. Even if I don't like it!! I once sampled a raspberry cheesecake knowing that I was allergic and I would be broke out in hives by morning.
"Hello ma'am, would you like to sample the Goodyear tire covered in cheese?"
"Why yes, I think I would."
P.S. Yes, I know everything tastes better covered in cheddar but a tire? Come on!! I was making a point :)
P.S.S. Was the title to this blog mean? Did you think I had discovered a new negative calorie food? If so, I am sincerely sorry!!
P.S.S. Celery really does have negative calories. The Food Detective on Food Network told me so.