Top ten reasons I cannot KILL my hubby
10. I only have 20k life insurance on him and I don’t think that will really do it all
9. I need him to make the computery gadgets to work
8. without him who will take out the trash?
7. he gives off a lot of body heat for a little guy
6. I cannot make gravy (it turns out like pudding).. somehow he can…
5. Because I cannot change my own oil or flat tire
4. Who, oh who will point out that I put the (kitchen) knives in the wrong place
3. How will I ever know all the things that I do incorrectly?
2. People will begin asking me again when I am going to “settle down”
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON I CANNOT KILL MY HUSBAND:
1. do honestly love him even though he drives me nutty!!!
This is, of course only for fun and I mean HUSBAND no real harm… we have just been having a hard week :).
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